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Christie Politics


SEPARATED AT BIRTH? - One is an incomprehensible, oafish gangster who feasts off of corruption, the other is Jabba the Hutt!


TAGS: chris christie jabba speech funny
Rating: 2.07/5

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JGalt - January 3, 2013, 12:01 am
After today's Rino rant, I have to agree with this.


NEW JERSEY - Where even the Governor looks like a mobster.




Christie 2016? Fat Chance. -




THE FAT LADY SINGS! - FUNERAL ANNOUNCEMENT: We are sorry to inform you of the recent death of the Romney campaign. The funeral will be held on November 6, 2012.


TAGS: romney christie losing polls 47
Rating: 2.09/5

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romneyisatool - November 7, 2012, 1:02 am
Yup, was right about that. X-D
jaxx - September 30, 2012, 10:48 pm
STATEMENT; THE DEATH OF ROMNEY'S CAMPAGN HAS BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERRATED, HE HAS COME TO WIN!!!


CHRIS CHRISTIE TO SPEAK AT CONVENTION - It's gonna be 'ugly', folks. (FACT: Romney didn't tap Christie to be VP because he was worried he would be "out shined!")




BIPARTISAN - A Chief Executive and a Tub of Lard


TAGS: christie obummer
Rating: 1/5

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simplegenius - November 2, 2012, 5:07 pm
woa now, name calling doesn't fix anything- I mean if it did the Dems would've had America fixed by now.
jaxx - November 2, 2012, 11:46 am
It also shows that a Republican will bow to the devil to help the people who are hurting.
jaxx - November 2, 2012, 11:45 am
It just shows that Republicans are willing to work with libs., and that Obama is just making it a ph**o-op for his campaign.
deerbag2 - November 2, 2012, 10:12 am
laurel and hardy
terroraustralis - November 2, 2012, 9:43 am
THANKS VBATTALIE, FOR MAKING EVERY CONSERVATIVE ON THIS SITE LOOK LIKE A f***ING RETARD. IF I DIDNT KNOW ANY BETTER I'D SAY YOU WERE WORKING FOR OBAMA. seriously. you're f***ing sabotaging romney's campaign. what the hell is wrong with you. shut up dude.
vbattaile - November 2, 2012, 7:41 am
HOMO
vbattaile - November 2, 2012, 7:41 am
Obummer is a g** Muslim and he loves big fat white boys
JGalt - November 2, 2012, 6:58 am
you are entitled to our opinion: A successful governor and a failed community agitator!


CHRIS CHISTIE- UNREPORTED EPIC WIN -




CHRIS CHRISTIE - Has a plan for the next big storm that threatens NJ...




When a Rinopublican courts a Jackass... -




When Rinopublican's & Jackasses collide... -




2016 - a much better choice than Cris-py-creme Christie




Some political analysts are already projecting this nightmare scenario as a genuine possibility... -


TAGS: christie hillary 2016 politics
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - December 14, 2013, 11:11 am
Christie is a good man. Hopefully his health will let him run.


NOT RUNNING?!?! OH MAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! - There goes all that politfake poster potential. Sigh! Per chance, is Rep. Weiner in the news lately?




WELL, THERE YOU GO -




groovy baby! -




Yeah baby! -




Why does it always come down to the lesser of 2 evils?!? -


TAGS: hillary christie politics government elections
Rating: 4.2/5

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JGalt - November 17, 2013, 10:13 am
not a little, try a lot!


SORRY, MITT - I sold out for the Cheesesteak.


TAGS: obama christie romney jersey 2012
Rating: 4.2/5

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thatmfguy - November 10, 2012, 6:18 pm
Now, now. I did not call Gov. Crisco fat, I merely noted he sold out for a cheesesteak.
MashiMashi - November 10, 2012, 4:44 pm
I thoiught only democrats called him fat...JERSEY FIRST


"AT THE 30,000 FT. LEVEL, HE LOOKS GOOD"-REP. FRANK GUINTA (R) NH - Well, that's because he can be SEEN at the 30,000 ft. level. If this guy runs, the fat jokes are gonna fly.




IF CHRISTIE RUNS.... - ....will he promise a doughnut in every pot?




Christie has no Mojo -




RINO -




CHRIS CHRISTIE - 2012 - Kickin' @$$ and takin' names.




REPUBLICANS - What part of this do you not understand?




DIPLOMACY - Chris Christie's unique talents needed.




CHRIS CHRISTIE - Praises president Obama on Hurricane Sandy efforts, then promptly eats him.




JEESH - Put the needs of the people ahead of politics just ONE time, and they never let you hear the end of it.


TAGS: christie
Rating: 2.6/5

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crankyhead - November 17, 2012, 3:16 pm
Your point is still stupid. Here's why: Thanking the president for expediting the federal governments response to a national disaster in order to best serve the most vulnerable citizens of the country, is not 's****** up'.
arnnatz - November 17, 2012, 3:12 pm
in your narrow little mind, maybe. My point still stands: until christie nuzzled up to obama, libs never said anything good about christie
crankyhead - November 17, 2012, 2:13 pm
Zing! Papa has a point.
PapaFox - November 17, 2012, 9:45 am
It's kind of strange when you crap on a Republican who had the sincerity to put the needs of his people above politics. The man deserves respect, not derision. Too bad the far right doesn't comprehend honesty and integrity.
arnnatz - November 17, 2012, 7:11 am
It's kind of strange that you liberal clowns consistently crap all over christie except when he sucks up to obama.


CHRISTIE IN 2012-THE NEW AND IMPROVED HOWARD TAFT - Same girth, but 10 times the kahunas. (Christie-Palin ticket, maybe?)




REMEMBER WHEN -




The Age Of Mass Delusion -




Fat Flat-Out Liar -




Jabba is a no-show for Trump's BIG debate -




Fat Flat-Out Liar -




RINO Chris Christie -




Christie's Stupidity On Display -


TAGS: chris christie stupidity ignorance compromise bridgegate krispy kreme christie rino gop establishment stooge statist gun grabber fat pig new jersey clown
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cyberhagen - July 4, 2015, 1:43 pm
I just visited Independence Hall last week, during the tour, and guide explained that compromise was indeed tried for at least 10 years, over and over, and failed only because King George III refused to budge on anything.


Chris Christie: Republican Debate Shark...Literally. -




M A N B E A R P I G -


TAGS: chris christie food al gore
Rating: 2.85/5

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calron - March 14, 2015, 7:36 pm
I'll rate this one "sort of funny". :)


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